Hi. My name is Panama Jackson, and I’m a reliever. I’m the Mariano of the Uri-nott. I hit the restroom—public or private—and I get to that gee whiz. I’ve ...

Behold the Golden Urinal trophy, which is awarded to the best hydrated player on the San Francisco Giants. ... Head might have a turmeric-spiced shake or sodium-infused water at the ready.

Oct. 12, 2004 — -- Hey guys, that woman you heard in the men's room is no lady. It's probably just an interactive urinal communicator -- and you're only crazy if you talk back. Taking ...

Urinal etiquette, it turns out, is a bit of a minefield. A recent conversation with friends revealed that there’s a whole lot of rules – and men just instinctively know to follow them.