So I felt, if I just put a bag on and call myself The Unknown Comic, do a couple jokes, I'll get my couple hundred dollars. And that's all I meant to do. But what I did is, I came out and insulted ...

The idea was borrowed rom “The Unknown Comic”—who wore a brown bag on stage on “The Gong Show.” Those dark days are long gone and now the paper bag’s showing pride…not embarrassment.