In the end, there was one, clear winner that we unanimously (yes, unanimously!) agreed was the best store-brand pizza.
I visited Costco and stocked up on the nine frozen pizza brands the chain ... sauce, and cheese was fine, if a tad bland. The veggies on top were a good size, but nothing to rave about.
Friend coming over with little-to-no notice? Frozen cheese pizza. Bad day? Frozen cheese pizza. Good day? Frozen cheese pizza. Over the years I’ve consumed probably hundreds of frozen cheese ...